One Line Jokes

A one liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. One liners are very simple jokes popular for their short and to-the-point humor. The art of one liner jokes is that they are over extremely quickly :-)

To some people, jokes that follow the format of a question followed by an answer are also considered one-liners..

One Line Jokes

If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.
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One Line Jokes

Q: What is the different between bird and fly? 
A: Bird can fly, but fly cant bird.

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One Line Jokes

Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.

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One Line Jokes

Dont drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it.

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One Line Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 
A: One sells watches and one watches cells.

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One Line Jokes

Q:Which one came first egg or chicken? 
A: I don't care I just want my breakfast served.

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One Line Jokes

My wife and I took out life insurance on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

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One Line Jokes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.... it COULD happen.

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One Line Jokes

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDSOME INTELLIGENT SENITIVE MAN? 
A: A RUMOR.

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One Line Jokes

Q: What's brown and sticky? 
A: A stick.

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