School Jokes

School jokes are based on the interaction between teacher and students as well as amongst students themselves. Jokes are mostly are situated in school, university or dormitories.

School Jokes

Teacher: Has anyone heard of the word expensive? 
Lily: Yes! 
Teacher: When? 
Lily: Just right now!
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Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨?
Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
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Teacher: What exactly is MATH?
Boy: Mental Abuse To Humans

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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. 
One boy throws his bag out the window. 
Teacher: Who just threw that? 
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

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Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel so well.
Father: Where does it hurt?
Son: In school.

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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home 
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!

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Mother: What did you learn in school today 
Son: How to write. 
Mother: What did you write? 
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon? 
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

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Why did the student eat his homework? 
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake. 

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