Math Jokes

A math jokes are a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics. The humor may come from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term. It may also come from a lay person's misunderstanding of a mathematical concept. Math jokes are frequently inaccessible to those without a mathematical bent.

Math Jokes

One day, two thieves stole a bunch of money from a house. First thief: Let us count the money we have stolen. Second thief: Leave, why we will count and waste our time. We can see in the newspaper, tomorrow.

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Math Jokes

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? 
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? 
Teacher: What do mean? 
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

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Math Jokes

Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? 
A: Because nobody understood him.

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Math Jokes

Maths is like s*x.... 
ADD the bed 
MINUS the clothes 
DIVIDE the legs 
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

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Math Jokes

S*x is just like math. 

Add the bed. 

Subtract the clothes. 

Divide the legs. 

And hope they don't multiply.

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Math Jokes

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad? 
A: He had a lot of problems!

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Math Jokes

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. 
One says, "I've lost my electron". 
The other says, "Are you sure?" 
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...

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Math Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? 

He had to work it out with a pencil....

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Math Jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book? 

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

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Math Jokes

why is 6 afraid of 7? 
-because 7 ate 9!!!!

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