Kids Jokes

Kids jokes are jokes for kids and children of all ages. Jokes are short and simple that kids can understand and remember them. Jokes are often coming from kids questions and kids logic which are creating a humorous situation. The simplicity of such jokes allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh.

Kids Jokes

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!

 

 

 

 

Kids Jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!!!

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

Q: How do you put a elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe if the fridge?
A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and clase the door.

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

What is a bunny's favorite music?

Hip-hop.

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

A kid asks his father:
Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed?
Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing. 

   

 

 

Kids Jokes

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.