Jokes also including profesional sportsmen and amateur sportmen doing sport just for fun or for to stay in good physical condition as other members of sport family (coaches, fans, referees ...
Sport Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Manchesther united and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag can stay in the cup longer.
A: The tea bag can stay in the cup longer.
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Sport Jokes
Father: I was really good in soccer ....
Son : Have you played for Barcelona dad?
Father: Mind your school work...
Son : Have you played for Barcelona dad?
Father: Mind your school work...
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Sport Jokes
Dad shouts ....."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!"
Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn..... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!!!
Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn..... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!!!
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Sport Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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Sport Jokes
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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Sport Jokes
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Sport Jokes
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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Sport Jokes
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Sport Jokes
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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Sport Jokes
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank A: To get his quarter-back.
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